Oh, go draw a pig...

Yes I should be studying. But instead I'm drawing a pig.
Here's what my pig drawing supposedly means about me:
It is toward the top of the paper, so I am positive and optimistic.
It is facing right, so I am innovative and active, but without a strong sense of family. Nor do I remember dates.
It has many details, so I am analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
It has 4 legs, so I am secure, stubborn, and stick to my ideals.
My pig has big ears, so I am a good listener.
The length of the tail supposedly indicates the quality of my love life. Woo hoo!
All pretty accurate, except for the family stuff. (Uh, when's our anniversary, hun?)